Happy Halloween

Ballerinas and pirates will take to the streets; looking for candy and other good treats; if you don’t have these items when they come to beg; you may find your house, then, covered in egg. Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween from the team of the Scary and Spooky blog.

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On this Occasion of Halloween these are examples of what to write in a Halloween card or post on websites on Halloween. This includes funny jokes, quotes, and poems.

dying to have a great Halloween with you. Happy Halloween!

You're one of my favorite Halloween monsters!
The skeleton laughed at this Halloween card message. It tickled his funny bone.
Have a killer Halloween!
The dentist knows that the scariest thing that can happen on Halloween night is eating all the candy without brushing your teeth.
Gho-stylin' this Halloween. Wear some spooky BOOts.
I'm not scared on Halloween because I know I have you to make me smile.
hose who are merely beautiful on the inside can be adored on Halloween.

Halloween may be a spooky night, but I'll enjoy it no matter what since I'll be with you.
It's fun to be with your 'fiends' on Halloween!
The three c's of Halloween real estate are candy, candy, and candy!
Even though Halloween isn't as fun at a nudist colony, it can still be scary.
The trick for getting a treat for Halloween is to be a little naughty without being too evil.
If you wear your mask to the grocery store, you can get discounted candy on November 1st.
I love this holiday almost as much as my dentist loves this holiday

You can use these Halloween messages as funny Facebook status updates or as SMS text messages for Halloween. Use these to help you make up jokes for Halloween. Enjoy your Halloween and write a great Halloween message.

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